Tuesday 24 May 2016

Project Fear Exclusive Announcement

Next week, Project Fear will announce that Brexit will cause a plughole to appear in the Irish Sea, thus the United Kingdom will be sunk. 

(Northern Ireland will be physically ripped from the Island of Ireland to ensure this happens properly.) 

And Gibraltar will be held to ransom by a Spanish Armada led by angry fishermen.

Oh, by the way, house prices in the UK will fall by 25%.

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